Alec Baldwin is quitting Twitter in the wake of his own “noose” scandal and his wife’s “Hilaria” scandal.

How is it that you say in your country, “quitter?”

After Alec Baldwin’s wife, the Boston-born Hillary, got caught pretending to be Spanish (did I mention she was born in Boston and her name is Hillary?), the racist and homophobic actor announced he is fleeing Twitter, at least “for now.”

“Twitter is like a party where everyone is screaming. Not much of a party,” he tweeted on Monday. “Goodbye for now.”

Doesn’t he mean “not much of a party” without a mariachi band and flamenco dancers?


Hillary, who prefers the more exotic name “Hilaria,” ran around for years pretending to be Spanish. The whole con was blown wide open when the Boston-born Hillary appeared on NBC’s Today Show and pretended to forget the English word for “cucumber.”

Watch the Boston-born Hillary pretend to have a Spanish accent below…